Our therapist berated my wife
Which made me feel
very smug
“Embrace your
mistakes” she said
So, my wife gave
me a big hug
Sunday, 16 February 2025
OUR THERAPIST BERATED MY WIFE
UNSAFE TO DRIVE
It’s probably not safe for me
To be driving
right now for sure
Having said that,
bad brakes
Have never stopped
me before
PREGNANT PAUSE
My wife said “I’m Pregnant”
I
smiled and replied “Hi pregnant,
I’m
a Dad” then she was hesitant
Then
said “No, you’re not Grant”
MY DAD QUIT HIS PRESTIGE JOB
My dad quit his job for a new challenge
And
any jobs he chose would be shoo ins
But
he chose to pursue his dream job
In archaeology
now his career is in ruins
WHEN I WORKED IN SECURITY
The boss told me that
As a guard in
security
It’s my job to
watch the office
Which was fine
with me
But I still don’t
know,
Even after season
three,
What watching a
comedy
Has to do with
security
1 IN 4 PEOPLE ARE HOMOSEXUAL TODAY
They say 1 in 4 people are homosexual today
So
out of me and my three best male friends
I
find myself wondering which one of us is gay
I
hope it’s Paul as he’s the really cute friend
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