72 Miles From The Sea

Monday, 31 July 2023

Are you wearing Halloween spats?

Well, I don’t like them much

But I have to admit that the spatter

Of blood is a very nice touch

The repercussions were hard to Equate

And is a long running scandal

That’s come to be known as Elongate

People who build flat pack furniture

Are Superheroes, that’s for certain sure

Well, thats my opinion, albeit humble

Things are built when Avengers assemble

In Herges adventures, Our hero

TINTIN, was a great investigator.

But travel was always a problem,

As he set off the metal detectors

Over excited Tigger bounced around

Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, and Rabbit

In Hundred Acre Wood, but Tigger

Was so bouncy because of his cocaine habit

The classic story of the Three Bears

Is quite obviously a load of bollocks

Arguing about eating bowls of porridge

When they could have eaten Goldilocks

Karl Marx is certainly a notable one

But less famous is his sister, Onya

Who invented the starting gun