IN THE MEADOW

 

I so remember that perfect day

When I first saw you

You were walking in the meadow

When you came in view

 

I so remember that perfect day

When I knew you were the one

As we danced in this meadow

In the afternoon sun

 

I so remember that perfect day

When you won my heart

And we held hands in the meadow

I never wanted us to part

 

I so remember that perfect day

When first we met

And we made love in the meadow

As the sun began to set

 

I so remember that perfect day

When you won my heart

I scatter your ashes in the meadow

And my heart breaks apart

ARE YOU WEARING DENIM JEANS?

Are you wearing denim jeans?

Popular they have always been

But on the older man they’re not

As fashionable as they might seem 

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 6

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will give me the status of a king

For example, why do the words, flammable

And inflammable mean the same thing

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS # 4

 

I have many questions

That are not my Jurisdiction

And I ponder if it’s possible

To have too much moderation

IN THE ITV NEWSROOM

 

In the ITV Newsroom

Just ahead of the action

The producer announces

“Lights Camera Fiction”

ASSEMBLY LINE LOVE

 

I have a new girlfriend, really fine

Who works on an assembly line 

Making wheelie bins, short and stout.

Not sure what day to take her out.

SODOR ANTICS

 

Thomas the tank engine

Pulled out of Paddington again

And the Bear said

I like getting the early train