72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 11 July 2023

One day you're cock of the walk,

Striding with a prideful luster

However, pride goes before a fall

And then you’re just a feather duster

To go faster had always been

The snail’s greatest wish

So, he took his shell off

But it just made him Sluggish

I ate a vegan sausage roll

And was pleasantly surprised

Considering they don’t eat meat

Vegans are very tasty guys

The Mayoress unveiled a large bust

At the civic centre

When her blouse was accidentally

Torn open by a Councillor.

Are you wearing a tux?

Urgh that thing really sucks

It’s starting to disconcert

It’s a Tux printed on a t-shirt

Exaggerations

Went up a million percent

Last year so I heard

The difference between

Pea soup and roast beef

Is simple enough to deduce

You can roast beef