Well Uncle Ben is racist
Or so the Woke decry
And that’s the end of him
So, no more Mr Rice Guy
Monday, 10 July 2023
SAYING SOMETHING KIND
Saying something kind,
Will cost you nout
Shut up altogether
will
Cost even less no
doubt
CROWS HAVE FOUR WING FEATHERS
Crows have four wing feathers,
Ravens have five,
They’re called pinions
So, the difference
between
A crow and a raven
Is just a matter of a
pinion
HOGWARTS ISN’T A PERFECT SCHOOL # 1
Hogwarts isn’t a perfect school
Because there’s a lot
of bullying
They really try to
keep them out
But somehow, they
still Slytherin
THE FORESTRY COMMISSION
There is new website
For the Forestry Commission
To out find
information
About any tree, just
log in
SILENT POOL
The amorous King John
Took by ungentlemanly force
The woodcutter’s daughter
And put her upon his horse
Taking her from Albury village
To a place called the silent pool
The girl, scared and crying
Prayed his ardour would cool
But he pressed his intent upon her
So into the dark lake she fled
Mounted, he drove her ever deeper
Until the poor girl was dead
Now on the silent pool at midnight
The maiden can be seen there
Where the amorous King John
Did drown the life from her
THERE’S NO FORMAL TRAINING
There’s no formal
training
For street cleaners
As far as I know
I am pretty sure
They get straight to
work
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