HOGWARTS ISN’T A PERFECT SCHOOL # 2

 

Hogwarts isn’t a perfect school

But there are Heroes by the score

They eagerly arrive aged eleven

And get in through the Gryffindor

HOGWARTS ISN’T A PERFECT SCHOOL # 1

 

Hogwarts isn’t a perfect school

Because there’s a lot of bullying

They really try to keep them out

But somehow, they still Slytherin

WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 1

We went to a fancy-dress party

I was a wizard, and she was a witch

But I knew it was time to leave

When she tapped her witch watch

MY LITTLE NIECE GOES TO HOGWARTS

 

My little niece goes to Hogwarts

She’s a witch and she’s excelling

But of all the subjects she takes

Her favourite one is spelling

HOGWARTS ISN’T A PERFECT SCHOOL # 2

 

Hogwarts isn’t a perfect school

But there are Heroes by the score

They eagerly arrive aged eleven

And get in through the Gryffindor