There is a difference,
Which you will find,
Is quite definite
Between a plastic
model,
And an MP.
As one is a glue less
kit
Monday, 3 July 2023
DIFFERENCES # 4
FOGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD
Foghorn crossed the road
And took it in his
stride
To avoid an
anti-masker
Walking on the other
side
WHEN YOU ARE WRITING A STORY
About losing your virginity
Please do one thing
for certain
And put it in the
first person
FOLLOW THE LIGHT
When I died, I headed
Towards the light
Slow and steady
But it turned out
I’d been reincarnated
As a moth already
THE WARRIOR WAS REWARDED
The warrior was rewarded
For his performance in
the arena
When he was given a young
woman
From the temple of
Vesta
Who he happily
devoured,
And afterwards he was
Gladiator
I AM FAT AND MY GOAL IS TO SLIM DOWN
I am fat and my goal is to slim down
To a healthy weight
that my heart can afford
But for now, my
ambition is to put
Half a box of
chocolates back in the cupboard
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