ARE YOU WEARING THE BOSS’S HAT?

 

Are you wearing the boss’s hat?

I laugh when you call me that

And based on what I spend on kebabs

Either on my own or with the lads

It all adds up to a fair amount of money

Calling me boss is too true to be funny

TWITTER ADDICTION

 

“Please help me,

I’m addicted to Twitter!”

A man tells his doctor,

“What should I do?”

The doctor thought

About it for a moment

Before he replied,

“Sorry, I'm not following you”

LARCENY STREET

 

I didn't know that my dad

Was a street furniture larcenist

But at my dad’s home, were

All the signs that I’d missed

TO PARAPHRASE THE GREAT FRANK CAPRA

 

To paraphrase the great Frank Capra

“I thought drama was when actors cried

But I was clearly mistaken in that belief

As drama is when the audience cries”

ALPHABETICAL FRIENDS

 

I want to be friends with all

Of the alphabet and I really try

But I have only managed

Twenty-five, I don’t know Y

I GOT A BIRTHDAY CARD TODAY

 

I got a Birthday card today

And it was full of rice again

I knew instantly why, because

It was from my Uncle Ben

THE MSM GETS ME DOWN

 

The MSM gets me down

With their depressing lament

So, I am avoiding the news

Like the plague at the moment