DON’T FOLLOW THE HERD

 

Don’t follow the herd,

Just think for yourself

Try to remain independent.

And be very careful

When following the masses

As sometimes the M is silent

WE MAKE A VERY VARIED RANGE

 

We make a very varied range

Of average items in our factory

But because they are average

It’s more like the satisfactory

THERE IS TO BE A REVOLUTION

 

There is to be a revolution

In signage, so look out,

Take Exit signs for example,

They are on the way out

I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN PUNS

 

I was trying to explain puns

With a great degree of difficulty

To a group of kleptomaniacs

But they just take things literally

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BIRTHDAY CLOTHES?

Are you wearing your birthday clothes?

Well if I might be so bold

Don’t just sit there

Do something old

GETTING ON # 14

 

I stop to catch my breath

On the stairs and then I frown

As I can’t remember whether

I was going up or down

BEST BEFORE 1980 # 2

 

I decided to Vacuum the house

But for some reason it wasn’t working

I was stumped, it was very frustrating 

Then I noticed that it wasn’t plugged in