She wanted him to turn the light out
While he made love to
her
But he refused to do
it because
He was the lighthouse
keeper
She wanted him to turn the light out
While he made love to
her
But he refused to do
it because
He was the lighthouse
keeper
Are you wearing a straightjacket?
With wrap around
sleeves and metal bands
Are you some kind of
homicidal maniac?
Or do you suffer from
wondering hands
Every morning like clockwork
I have a healthy bowel
movement
At 6 o’clock without
exception, but
I don’t wake until
well after the event
You know you are getting old
When you can’t work
out how
The cereal got into
the fridge
And you can’t find the
milk now
There are three things that happen, when
You reach my age, in
my view
The first thing, your
memory starts to go
When you search high and low
On every shelf and
every floor
For your car keys on a
bunch
Only to find them in
the front door
If you go to a Muslim Wedding
But you can’t afford
the attire
Then there is a an
easy solution
Go to Mosque Bros and
hire