72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 1 June 2023

When she returned home, she said

She had been sleeping under the stars

Which meant, she’d been having sex

With celebrities that she met in bars

Are you wearing dancing pumps?

Just like the great Darcy Bussle

But with your unusual body shape

Take care you don’t pull a muscle

I made a huge donation

To a Donkey Charity

As they were being abused

At the donkey spanktuary

Was Jesus married?

Was a she behind his success?

That might well explain

40 days in the wilderness

We wanted to spice up the sex,

Which, is more exciting than it sounds

As my girlfriend scratches during sex

Last night she won ten pounds

Today I caught my Girlfriend

Having a solo liaison

Using a vibrator, in absolute silence

I thought “that’s not on”

There is a premier sausage competition

And much interest in who would come first

There were very many different categories

The Best German sausage was the Wurst