I TRIED DONATING BLOOD TODAY # 2

 

I tried donating blood today

But the problem on this visit

Were too many stupid questions

For example, where did you get it?

ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY KNEES?

 

“Are you looking at my knees?”

She asked me right out flat

I just looked at her coyly

And said “No I’m above that”

CHEESE DISGUISE

 

We had to hide our Horse

So we took it to the dairy

Where we covered it in Cheese

It’s the best was to Mask-a-pony

 

THE REASON THAT THE OLD MAN

 

The reason that the old man

Fell in the well?

Was simply because

He couldn't see very well

I ATE MY MUM’S CLOCK

 

I ate my mum’s clock yesterday,

When she finds out shell be fuming,

However it was a day well spent

Eating clocks is very time consuming

I KNOW A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT THE UNEMPLOYED

 

I know a lot of jokes about the unemployed

The unfortunates and the ones who shirk

But no matter how many jokes I make

The simple truth is that none of them work

IF A COWBOY ASKS YOU IF YOU CAN HELP

 

If a cowboy asks you if you can help

Round up his nineteen cows

Just smile and say “Yes, of course”

That would be twenty cows”