There are many phobias
Some of great renown
For me it’s the stairs
They really get me
down
Thursday, 18 May 2023
SOME STAR WARS DROIDS
In Star Wars some droids are
Self-centered, like
C-3PO
Everything is me, me,
me,
He should be named
C-mePO
EXPLOSIVE CHEESE
The bomb disposal team
Have to handle
dangerous cheese
It’s a very delicate
process
Which they follow very
Caerphilly
MUSICAL MOUSE
Mice have very high standards
Including what’s on their
MP3
So when they want to
chill out
They listen to some R
'n' Brie
CHEESE FETISH
The dairy man had a cheese fetish
And his wife liked him
to paint her
Which he did with
liquid cheese
In fact he actually
Double Gloucester
CONCEITED CHEESE
The conceited cheese viewed himself
In the bathroom mirror
repeatedly
And while he stared at
his reflection
He would smile and say
Halloumi
Wednesday, 17 May 2023
ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER EYE LASHES?
Are you wearing glitter eye lashes?
It’s a very interesting look
Not enough people make
themselves
Appear ridiculous in
my book
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