I’ve fallen out with our lollipop lady
And our relationship
has lost its gloss
Everything would have
been okay
If not for the fact she
made me cross
I’ve fallen out with our lollipop lady
And our relationship
has lost its gloss
Everything would have
been okay
If not for the fact she
made me cross
Why did the Cow cross the road?
Well, she risked her
health and hide
For a blatantly
obvious reason
As she wanted to get
to the udder side
No one would sit next to the mushroom
And he really didn’t understand
why
It happened whatever
the occasion
And it confused him as
he was a fungi
The definition of a Plumber
Is quite easily
comprehended
It’s someone who has
to repair
The things that I have
mended
There may have been some doubt
As to his allegiance to the club
Denoted by replica shirt and shorts
But no such doubt existed in regard
To the authenticity of
his jock strap
As we all know what
they supports.
Jezza came close at the last election
There’s certainly no
doubt about that
But that was then, but
now he’s gone
From Corbyn to Hasbyn
in no time flat
On the journey through marriage
There is inevitably a
little strife
But I would say as a
general rule
“A happy wife means a
happy life”