HE IS OF VERY NOBLE LINEAGE

 

He is of very noble lineage

Dating from the 11th century

And is so posh he considers

The Royal’s to be new money

I OVERDOSED ON FOOD COLOURING

 

I overdosed on food colouring

I thought I could have died

But the Doctor reassured me,

Though I dyed a little inside

I WROTE A SONG ABOUT A TORTILLA

 

I wrote a song about a Tortilla

And it was really crap

But I should say in my defence

It was more of a Wrap

TERRIBLE THERESA

 

Terrible Theresa

Strong and stable

Tried to grow her majority

But wasn’t able

From there on in

Her decent was rapid

As her premiership

Became increasingly vapid

But now every day

We reach yet another low

The obvious conclusion

Is that May must go

MAY AND CORBYN

 

May and Corbyn are equally

Hapless as their party’s leader

They’re so bad you wouldn’t ask

Either of them to lead a Conga

MAY AND CORBYN, INEPT

 

May and Corbyn’s ineptitude

Has left us all agog

You wouldn’t trust either one

To even lead a Dog

STRONG AND STABLE, NOT

 

As Neville Chamberlain did before

May went on an arse kissing tour

Begging crumbs from the EU table

Portraying us to all, as weak and feeble