Are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?
I know you’re in love
that I truly believe
But I still don’t know
if you’re in love with Eve
Or if your preference
is for her brother Steve
Wednesday, 3 May 2023
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE?
PICKUP # 23
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
“I know milk does a
body good”
Is something to get
her thinking
“But what I want to
know
Is how much you’ve
been drinking”
I GOT INTO TROUBLE FOR TELLING
I got into trouble for telling
A self-harming joke
I know self-harm isn’t
funny
But I’m a funny bloke
So, I won’t beat
myself up
Because it was just a
joke
WE ALL HAVE A SKELETON
Let’s be honest we all have
A skeleton in the cupboard,
or two
But some people let
theirs
Walk the catwalk for
the public to view
WHEN THE HEADLESS CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
When the headless chicken crossed the road
There was no wing
under which to tuck it
Because sadly the
chicken crossed the road
In a mega sized,
southern fried, family bucket
WHY DID THE CHEWING GUM CROSS THE HIGHWAY?
Why did the chewing gum cross the highway?
Isn’t a question you
get asked every day
However, the answer is
actually a simple one
Because it was stuck
to a chicken's bum
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