When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
“If I had a star for
every time
You brightened my day”
You can say to her
“I'd have a galaxy to
display”
Why did the chicken not cross the road
And choose instead to commit
suicide?
It seems to me to be
the wrong approach
If he just wanted to
get to the other side
A man stopped me in the street
Which alarmed me from
the start
Demanding I apply for
a donor card
He was a man after my own
heart
The first time I met my wife,
I didn’t know if it
was love
But I knew she was a
keeper
As she wore massive gloves
My grandparents have loads of sayings
“There’s no place like
home” being one
But I’ve decided that
they’re hypocrites
As they won’t let us
put them in one
I have been happily married
For five years to my
wife Terri
Unfortunately we’ve
just celebrated
Our golden anniversary
I work for a company
Supposedly exploring
But if truth be told
It has me snoring
I drill all day for
water
And it’s well boring
