THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting hero

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Rabbit De Niro

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TIE?

 

Are you wearing an Easter tie?

Well, my next question is why?

Because although it’s not unpleasant

You don’t have to wear a present

THE EASTER EGG DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD

 

The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road

And the reason for that I bet

Is quite simple and can only be

Because he wasn't a chicken yet

THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 2

 

The only way the Easter Bunny

Can decorate eggs in time for Easter

Is to paint them all, otherwise

They would have to use wallpaper

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER SPATS?

 

Are you wearing Easter spats?

To walk in the Easter Parade

Well, you’re a century out of fashion

If you give or take a decade

EASTER LILY VINE

 

The Easter Lily vine

Likes to entwine

This woody Evergreen

With leaves of glossy sheen

The flowers are a showy sight

Of trumpet-shaped fragrant white

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TOP?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free