Saturday, 8 April 2023

THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 2

 

The only way the Easter Bunny

Can decorate eggs in time for Easter

Is to paint them all, otherwise

They would have to use wallpaper

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER SPATS?

 

Are you wearing Easter spats?

To walk in the Easter Parade

Well, you’re a century out of fashion

If you give or take a decade

EASTER LILY VINE

 

The Easter Lily vine

Likes to entwine

This woody Evergreen

With leaves of glossy sheen

The flowers are a showy sight

Of trumpet-shaped fragrant white

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER TOP?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER ANKLE SOCKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter ankle socks?

Well, they’re right on the money

They’re perfect for the Easter Parade

And you look as cute as a bunny

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Well maybe not but bear with me

So, for this exercise he’s the winner

And Cluck Norris that would be

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 428

 

Three blind mice? Three blind mice?

Avoiding my baited traps, every single one

Visually impaired, see how they run,

Thumbing their noses when all said and done