72 Miles From The Sea

Saturday, 8 April 2023

The best Easter actor of all time

Well maybe not but bear with me

So, for this exercise he’s the winner

And Cluck Norris that would be

Three blind mice? Three blind mice?

Avoiding my baited traps, every single one

Visually impaired, see how they run,

Thumbing their noses when all said and done

My son was a master Easter Egg Hunter

From the time he was a few years old

And had it become an Olympic event,

He would have easily have won the Gold

Are you wearing bunny ears?

I’m glad you gave them a whirl

I think they really suit you

Will you be my bunny girl?

Are you wearing a cotton tail?

Well, you’re a very sexy rabbit

I really like dressing up games

It’s become one of my dirty habits

Are you wearing an Easter Dress?

The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant

I’m itching to pull at that bow

So, I can unwrap my Easter present

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting Ophelia

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Bunnie Bedelia