MY SON WAS A MASTER EASTER EGG HUNTER

 

My son was a master Easter Egg Hunter

From the time he was a few years old

And had it become an Olympic event,

He would have easily have won the Gold

ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?

 

Are you wearing bunny ears?

I’m glad you gave them a whirl

I think they really suit you

Will you be my bunny girl?

ARE YOU WEARING A COTTON TAIL?

 

Are you wearing a cotton tail?

Well, you’re a very sexy rabbit

I really like dressing up games

It’s become one of my dirty habits

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER DRESS?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Dress?

The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant

I’m itching to pull at that bow

So, I can unwrap my Easter present

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 2

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting Ophelia

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Bunnie Bedelia

EASTER MEANING

 

Easter bunny

In his furry suit

Baby Chickens

Soft and cute

Easter cards

Of greeting

Sing praise at the

Sunday meeting

And remember

The meaning of Easter

 

It’s the chocolate eggs

It’s a no brainer

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter Day does not commemorate

The day in the gardens Of Gethsemane

When Jesus turned rabbits into chocolate