Easter bunny
In his furry suit
Baby Chickens
Soft and cute
Easter cards
Of greeting
Sing praise at the
Sunday meeting
And remember
The meaning of Easter
It’s the chocolate
eggs
It’s a no brainer
Saturday, 8 April 2023
EASTER MEANING
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter Day does not commemorate
The day in the gardens
Of Gethsemane
When Jesus turned
rabbits into chocolate
WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
It’s a question as old
as money
And the answer to it
is quite obvious
It was in fact neither,
it was the Easter Bunny
DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY
During the Easter holiday
From coast to coast
What do you call a stuffed
animal?
We call it a turkey
roast
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?
Are you wearing an Easter sweater?
It’s one of the hand
knitted ones
Though I’m not a fan
of novelty knitwear
I can ogle your hot
crossed buns
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?
Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?
Well, its contents
look rather bumper
But you really don’t
need a bigger size
It fits them perfectly
if I may apprise
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER CHICKS?
Are you wearing Easter chicks?
They’re precious
little honeys
But I have to be
honest
I much prefer your bunnies
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