WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

It’s a question as old as money

And the answer to it is quite obvious

It was in fact neither, it was the Easter Bunny

DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY

 

During the Easter holiday

From coast to coast

What do you call a stuffed animal?

We call it a turkey roast

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter sweater?

It’s one of the hand knitted ones

Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear

I can ogle your hot crossed buns

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?

Well, its contents look rather bumper

But you really don’t need a bigger size

It fits them perfectly if I may apprise

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER CHICKS?

 

Are you wearing Easter chicks?

They’re precious little honeys

But I have to be honest

I much prefer your bunnies

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER HAT?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Hat?

Well, more accurately it’s a bonnet

It sits so perfectly on your head

And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

EASTER BUNNY

 

About the Easter bunny

I think it’s really funny

That a big white rabbit

Is in the unusual habit

Of delivering Easter eggs

On his funny rabbit legs

I think it must change

And we must rearrange

So for delivering at any rate

Eggs made of chocolate

Employ a chocolate chicken

That’s what I reckon