EASTER LILY

 

The Easter Lily

Blooms in the spring

The large white flower

Is beautiful thing

Its trumpet-shape

Says let spring begin

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER BONNET?

 

Are you wearing an Easter bonnet?

With pretty flowers upon it

What I lovely sight to behold

It must be tiresome to be told

So, let me write a pretty sonnet

For the girl in the Easter bonnet

ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?

 

Are you wearing bunny ears?

They have an ability to regale

But to be quite honest

I’m more interested in your tail

 

Are they risqué and shocking?

Will they easily get my vote?

It could mean a happy Easter

For a certain horny old goat

WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

What does the Easter Bunny

Get for himself

For making a basket?

Two points, like anyone else.

THE EASTER BUNNY’S STORY

 

The Easter Bunny’s Story

Is a classic Easter Tale

But given his characteristics

It might be a Cotton Tale

MY NIECE LOVES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

My niece loves the Easter Bunny

But she won’t say Happy Easter

When she wears her Bunny Ears

She likes to say Hoppy Easter

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CRAZY BUNNY

 

The difference between a crazy Bunny

And counterfeit currency

Is simple really, one is a mad bunny

While the other is bad money