MY NIECE LOVES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

My niece loves the Easter Bunny

But she won’t say Happy Easter

When she wears her Bunny Ears

She likes to say Hoppy Easter

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CRAZY BUNNY

 

The difference between a crazy Bunny

And counterfeit currency

Is simple really, one is a mad bunny

While the other is bad money

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 427

Oh, the grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

But after Brexit is settled, they will

Have to go home again 

ARE YOU WEARING PINK? # 1

 

Are you wearing a Pink?

And are dressed as a ballet dancer

Well, all credit to you man

Standing up to breast Cancer

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 5

 

Prevention is better than cure

Well I’m not so sure

Prevention is only helpful until

You are actually ill

TEMPLE WALLS ARE STRAIGHT AND TALL

 

Temple walls are straight and tall

But my body is not like a temple at all

I have curves and am short in stature

I'm more like a disused rollercoaster

ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS?

Are you wearing Easter stockings?

Beneath your long spring coat

Are you suitably resplendent?

Will you really float my boat?