Are you wearing nylon pants?
There can be no other
explanation
Because every time you
get aroused
It affects the TV
reception
Sunday, 26 March 2023
ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?
I FLEW ON AN INFAMOUS BUDGET AIRLINE
I flew on an infamous budget airline
Who charged for every
single item
Except for the bad
service, that was free,
Which was very generous
of them
GOD BLESSED US WITH THE BRAIN
God blessed us with the brain
To solve very complex
problems
However human nature
means
Using it creates more
problems
I DISCOVERED WHEN WE WERE ON HOLIDAY
I discovered when we were on holiday
That my girlfriend screams
the same way
Whether a shark might
render her caput
Or a piece of dead
seaweed touches her foot
MY GRANDMA TOLD ME HER JOINTS TROUBLE HER
My grandma told me her joints trouble her
And elaborated, saying
they are getting weaker
I said I had a way to
make her life brighter
If she was just to
roll her spliffs a bit tighter
WHEN I TAKE THE TIME TO PONDER MY SITUATION
When I take the time to ponder my situation
I consider myself to lead
a very lucky life,
Because the fine cognac
that I drink is older
Than the woman I’m happy
to call my wife
MY WIFE AND I ALWAYS COMPROMISE
My wife and I always compromise
That’s the secret to
being happy
Our compromise is,
that I admit
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