WHEN I TAKE THE TIME TO PONDER MY SITUATION

 

When I take the time to ponder my situation

I consider myself to lead a very lucky life,

Because the fine cognac that I drink is older

Than the woman I’m happy to call my wife

MY WIFE AND I ALWAYS COMPROMISE

My wife and I always compromise

That’s the secret to being happy

Our compromise is, that I admit

I'm wrong and she agrees with me

ONE DAY A COMPUTER

 

One day a computer

Actually, beat me at chess,

I didn’t take it well,

I was a total mess

So, we had a rematch

To go tit for tat

But he was no match for me

With a baseball bat

ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION

 

Although it has become a family tradition 

Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving

And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys

Because they were stuffed in the beginning

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 414

 

Doctor Foster

Went to Gloucester

But he blamed

His cars sat nav

ARE YOU WEARING A SENSUAL AIR?

 

Are you wearing a sensual air?

It seems that you are not even aware?

But it flows from each and every hair

I’m sorry i don’t mean to stand and stare

But sensuality follows you everywhere

THE MOST PERFECT SUMMER DRINK # 2

The most perfect drink

To quench a thirst, for me

On a hot summers day

Is a perfect cup of tea