Saturday, 25 March 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 414

 

Doctor Foster

Went to Gloucester

But he blamed

His cars sat nav

ARE YOU WEARING A SENSUAL AIR?

 

Are you wearing a sensual air?

It seems that you are not even aware?

But it flows from each and every hair

I’m sorry i don’t mean to stand and stare

But sensuality follows you everywhere

THE MOST PERFECT SUMMER DRINK # 2

The most perfect drink

To quench a thirst, for me

On a hot summers day

Is a perfect cup of tea

THE SWEET SCENT OF FRESH MOWN HAY

 

The sweet scent of fresh mown hay

Carried on the evening summer breeze

Makes her look at me and smile

As she knows it will make me sneeze

I AM NOT A HOUSE PROUD MAN

 

I am not a house proud man

By any means or measure

I find it too much of a chore

I am more a man of leisure

So, for me a clean flat is

The sign of a broken computer

I USED TO BE INDECISIVE

 

I used to be indecisive

At least I thought so

But I am now quite sure

That I don’t actually know

SHE WAS A REAL NATURE GIRL

 

She was a real nature girl

Dancing happily in the meadows

Like a flitting summer sprite

With no thought of cares and woes

As she frolic’s like a lamb all day

Till the lengthening of the shadows