72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 22 March 2023

Amidst the terrible tragedy

Sadiq smiled, to his eternal shame

But the reason for that was

That he had found someone to blame

Tuesday’s child

Is full of grace

Except when she’s

Totally off her face

Are you wearing sexual garb?

Well, I can only offer you this barb

Wearing a codpiece and a condom

Is not going to turn anyone on

I'm not saying that I hate him,

But my dislike is well known

And I’d unplug his life support

In order to charge my phone

There are three things for which

Witnesses are required for

Criminal acts, accidents and

Marriages, so need I say more?

I need to start paying closer attention

To things, every detail of this and that

Because I found out today that my wife

And I, have different names for our cat

Why is it that everything I love

Is either unhealthy, addictive

Or has taken out more than one

Restraining order against me