Monday, 20 March 2023

HAIR OF GREY

 

Hair of grey

Falls untamed

Over blemished skin

In perfect complement

To graceful aging

And timeless beauty

I HAD TO BUY TROUSER SHORTS

 

I had to buy trouser shorts

Which were easy to find

The ones with Velcro on

The detectable leg kind

Expensive though, so the term

“Rip off” comes to mind

THE PIE FACTORY EXPLODED

 

The pie factory exploded

And it was carnage inside

There were also casualties

As 3.14 people died

THE KOALA WAS IN SOME DISTRESS

The Koala was in some distress

In fact he was in a proper mess

As he was told he wasn’t a bear

And he didn’t think it was fair

As he was one of nature’s creations

And he had all the koalafications

I HAD TO HAVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION ONE DAY

 

I had to have a blood transfusion one day

And my notes said I was blood Type A

But it was mistake which brought me low

And it was all the result of a simple Typo

I HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY

 

I have an addictive personality

I think I must have that gene

I was even addicted to soap

But thankfully I’m now clean

IT'S NOT THAT I CAN’T JUGGLE

 

It's not that I can’t juggle,

That’s not the struggle

It’s just that I have to admit

I don’t have the balls for it