I HAD TO HAVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION ONE DAY

 

I had to have a blood transfusion one day

And my notes said I was blood Type A

But it was mistake which brought me low

And it was all the result of a simple Typo

I HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY

 

I have an addictive personality

I think I must have that gene

I was even addicted to soap

But thankfully I’m now clean

IT'S NOT THAT I CAN’T JUGGLE

 

It's not that I can’t juggle,

That’s not the struggle

It’s just that I have to admit

I don’t have the balls for it

I WAS ASKED WHO I WANTED

I was asked who I wanted

My emergency contact to be

It took me only seconds to reply

“A good doctor obviously”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 408

 

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry

But that was in the nineteen seventies

And now interests Operation Yewtree

ARE YOU WEARING SEXY GARB?

 

Are you wearing sexy garb?

Well bless your heart I’m glad

But you wasted your time

Trying to look sexy is mad

You were sexy already, there

Was nothing you had to add

HAIR OF AUBURN

 

Hair of Auburn

Falls untamed

Over pale flesh

Stark in contrast

Like a crimson rose

Against bridal white