72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday, 9 March 2023

There was a little girl who had a little curl

A pretty girl with a smile to dazzle

But that wasn’t how she wanted to be

So, she had a wax and vagazzle

Are you wearing a nightie?

Something sexy and flighty

I hope it’s a little see through

And through it I can see you

My uncle is a jovial man and at home

He is always full of good cheer

But at work he always looks forbidding

But then he is an auctioneer

A dog can be likened to a tree,

I once heard it said

Because they both lose their bark

Once they are dead

The institution of marriage was designed,

It has very often been said

In order to keep a girl out of mischief

And get her into trouble instead

I once made a sex tape

With an old girlfriend of mine

Although the first I knew

Was when I saw it on line

The only business model

Whose proprietor prefers

Customers with no redeeming

Qualities, are Pawnbrokers