Are you wearing slacks?
It’s certainly very
casual attire
But not the kind of
look
The fashion world
desire
But fine for ordinary
people
Who don’t set the
world on fire
Wednesday, 8 March 2023
ARE YOU WEARING SLACKS? # 2
RICHARD GURLEY DREW
Richard Gurley Drew invented sellotape
In order to help out a
mechanic friend
I got his
autobiography for Christmas but
I didn’t finish it as
I couldn’t find the end
MY DAUGHTER WAS GIVEN A NOVELTY GIFT
My daughter was given a novelty gift
Which really wasn’t
intended to confuse
But the look on her
face was a picture
When she held a pair
of chocolate shoes
I HEARD ON THE NEWS THAT A HIJACKED SHIP
I heard on the news that a hijacked ship
Had been taken by smiley
pirates
I thought that sounded
quite nice but
It turned out they
were Somali pirates
THE RSPCA WERE CALLED
The RSPCA were called to an emergency
But unfortunately they
didn’t arrive in time
The animal was dead in
the Xerox machine
It was reported to
police as a copycat crime
I SEE DECEIT IN YOUR FACE
“I see deceit in your face” said a wife
Following her husband’s
deception
He didn’t help his
case when he inferred
It was “a personal
reflection”
THE STRUCTURE THAT TOPS THE LIST
The structure that tops the list,
By a distance or a
smidge
For creating the most
tension
Is clearly a suspension
bridge
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