CROSSWORD CONUNDRUM

 

“Seven down, “Fizzy Drink” eight letters”

I said to my fellow traveller’s arrayed

They looked at me blankly, then one said

“If it was seven up, it would be lemonade”

AN ACCIDENT IN THE KITCHEN

 

An accident in the kitchen

When the condiments ignited

Blew mixed herbs in my eyes

And left me Parsley-sighted

WHEN ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 1

 

When asked what he did for a living

He replied furtively “I’m a spy”

When told he was dressed as a farmer

He added “I’m a shepherd Spy”

I THOUGHT HE WAS SHOT IN THE FOREST

 

I thought he was shot in the forest

But I was wrong, and the reason

Was a simple misunderstanding

He was shot in the Lumbar region

SISTER AGATHA AT THE CONVENT

Sister Agatha at the convent

Was somnambulistic

The sleep walking nun

Was called a Roaming Catholic 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 393

 

Thursday's child

Has far to go,

(Well I hope they’re not travelling on Southern Rail)

ARE YOU WEARING AN APRON?

 

Are you wearing an apron?

It’s very pretty and frilly

It’s not very big though

Just enough to cover your Willy