The Italian chicken crossed the road
Because
he wouldn’t fight side by side
So that was the reason he
crossed the road
In order to surrender to the
other side
Wednesday, 1 March 2023
THE ITALIAN CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
THE PRUSSIAN ARISTOCRACY
How do you think they got rid,
In days bygone,
Of the Prussian Aristocracy,
It was Von by Von
WHY DO THE FRENCH EAT SNAILS?
Why do the French eat snails?
It’s an odd habit, without
being rude
The only explanation I can
find
Is that the French don’t like
fast food
Tuesday, 28 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 389
If all the world was apple pie,
Just like it was in my dream
Then the oceans would
be full
Of delicious vanilla
ice cream
ARE YOU WEARING A LEEK?
Are you wearing a leek?
The Welsh national
emblem
An aromatic little
symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
ARE YOU WEARING A DAFF?
Are you wearing a daff?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
ARE YOU WEARING A DAFFODIL?
Are you wearing a daffodil?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
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