WHEN HIS FOOD ARRIVED

 

When his food arrived

He saw something distressing

“There’s a button in my salad”

The waiter said, messing

“That's all right, sir,

It's just part of the dressing”

WE FOUND A BRILLIANT BUILDER

 

We found a brilliant builder

His workmanship is out of sight

The only snag is he’s Transylvanian

So, he can only work at night

WHAT’S A BIDET?

While looking at a hotel website

His granddaughter asked “What’s a Bidet?”

The old soldier smiled wryly and retorted

“It’s a couple of days before D-Day” 

DESICCATED SNACK POT

 

A new desiccated snack pot

Of dried dog and noodles

Are on sale in North Korea

They’re called Not Poodles

NEW BOND VILLAIN

 

There is a new Bond villain

Although the story is old

His name is Gold sphincter

And he has piles of gold

PAVLOV’S DOG AND SCHRODINGER’S CAT

 

I wanted a book about Pavlov’s Dog

And Schrodinger’s Cat

And I wanted it quite a lot

So, I asked a librarian

And she said it rang a bell,

But she wasn’t sure if it was there or not

AU PAIR

 

The meaning of the term

Au pair, is a “Social equal”

So, you will find your husband

Ran off with the social equal