WHEN HIS FOOD ARRIVED

 

When his food arrived

He saw something distressing

“There’s a button in my salad”

The waiter said, messing

“That's all right, sir,

It's just part of the dressing”

THE WAITRESS ASKED “DO YOU HAVE

 

The waitress asked “Do you have

Any questions about the menu?”

My brother-in-law replied

“Is this font courier new?”