THE DISTRESSED LIBRARIAN

 

We ought to be ashamed of ourshelves!

The Librarian yelled in distress

When she entered the library and found

The books were all in a mess

PAVLOV’S DOG AND SCHRODINGER’S CAT

 

I wanted a book about Pavlov’s Dog

And Schrodinger’s Cat

And I wanted it quite a lot

So, I asked a librarian

And she said it rang a bell,

But she wasn’t sure if it was there or not

I APPROACHED THE WOMAN IN THE BOOKSHOP

 

I approached the woman in the bookshop

“I want a book on Turtles” I told her

And she responded “Hardback?"

“Well obviously they’re hardback, duh”