IF YOU’VE LEARNED NOTHING IN LIFE

 

If you’ve learned nothing in life

Take this piece of advice from me

Remember this if nothing else,

Your character is your destiny

HEAD TURNER

Every time she turns her head

All heads turn to her and she is viewed

But I am pleased to say she sees only me

And each time my desire is renewed

LOOKING VERY GOOD IN BLACK

I thought of how good she looked in black

When I saw her approaching

And anticipated the removal of the Green dress

At the end of the evening

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 385

 

“As I was going up the stair

I met a man who wasn't there!

He wasn't there again today

Damn that was some good Mary J”

ARE YOU WEARING A CASSOCK?

 

Are you wearing a cassock?

As you kneel on a hassock

I wonder what it’s concealing

As you’re reverently kneeling

One day I might get to see

As you change in the vestry

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 15

 

The true nature of fairy tales

Are for the devotee, a heartbreaker

Because the tales were sanitized

Such as the Elves and the Hoe maker

I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 7

 

I went into hospital for minor surgery

Afterwards in recovery I heard an exchange

Of converse between the attending clinicians

“What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?”