NOT DOING UP YOUR FLY AFTER SPENDING A PENNY

 

Not doing up your fly after spending a penny

Makes you forgetful and nothing more,

It doesn’t mean you have Alzheimer’s

Its only senility if you forgot to unzip before

GRANDAD BEAT HIS WIFE TO DEATH

 

Grandad beat his wife to death

But it’s not so bad I should say

As it just means that he died

Before Grandma passed away

WHY ARE BABY FLAMINGO’S

Why are baby Flamingo’s

Always allowed to mess around?

It’s simply because the parents

Won’t put their foot down 

THE WOODPECKER LOST HIS BEAK

The Woodpecker lost his beak

As a result he was full of anger

He had lost his reason for being

And turned into a head banger 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 384

 

The old lady who lived in a shoe

Was forced into the sex trade

And moved into a thigh high

Stiletto Boot on what she made

ARE YOU WEARING A SMOCK?

 

Are you wearing a smock?

As you tend to your flock

Well inside your frock

I would like to run amok

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 14

 

Puss in Boots isn’t all he appears

And you will be shocked to your roots

He is more flamboyant in private

And is often Puss in Latex Boots