Lip-salve is a very useful product
But it’s not a good
chaperon, in anyway
Even though it lives
up to its boast
Of always keeping the
chaps away
Lip-salve is a very useful product
But it’s not a good
chaperon, in anyway
Even though it lives
up to its boast
Of always keeping the
chaps away
For many years he hadn’t done much
In the way of work at
all
Not that he was
physically incapable
He just worked at
county hall
It will normally invoke a sense of shame
When a young lady to
loses her good name
However, her position
is not an untenable one
When a young man gives
her a better one
My cousin is an orthodontist
In the American deep
south
I don’t think he’s
happy, as he
Always looks down in
the mouth
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To do what they
shouldn’t’ve oughter
Now she has a dose of
chlamydia
And Jack has trouble
passing water
The St Valentine’s Day massacre
That was a bloody
occasion
Which just shows what
happens
Are you wearing lederhosen?
Well, that’s a look
you could lose
And they make your
buttocks squeak