King and Queen of Cantelon,
How many miles to Babylon?
Well that would depend upon
Where you are starting
from
Friday, 3 February 2023
ARE YOU WEARING ODD SOCKS? # 3
Are you wearing odd socks?
Well, it’s not quirky
or hipster
And I don’t think it
was your intent
I think you must have
dementia
SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 2
So, if it is correct that
One may be “that”
And multiples would be
those
Yet the singular cat
Would in the plural
Be cats and never cose
IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 3
It is a sad fact of life that if
Times are going well
You have overlooked
something
And it will all go to
hell
A CHICKEN AT THE MOVIES
A chicken at the movies
Made the whole theatre
look
So, the manager asked
“Why are you here
chook?”
The chicken replied,
“Well, because I liked
the book”
I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO EXERCISE
I have been told to exercise
But I am deliberately
refraining
As refusing to go to
the gym
Counts as resistance
training
HOSPITALITY IS AN ART FORM
Hospitality is an art form
Making your guests
feel
Like they're actually
at home,
While wishing they
were for real
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