So if it is correct that
One may be “that”
And multiples would be
those
Yet the singular hat
Would in the plural
Be hats and never hose
So if it is correct that
One may be “that”
And multiples would be
those
Yet the singular hat
Would in the plural
Be hats and never hose
It is a sad fact of life that is
Inherently unfair
If there are four ways
In which a thing can
go wrong
A fifth way will occur
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he says “hey doll can I buy you a drink”
Ignore him unless he persists then say
“How many times do I
have to flush
Before you go away?”
Suicide is painless, according to the song
I think it’s supposed
to be a witticism
But I have always
thought of suicide
My brother and I are chalk and cheese
As hard as I try we just don’t fit
i.e. when he’s drunk and sees a street sign
He has an urge to relieve himself on it
When a ninety two year old man
Married his eighteen year old bride
She had a blush on her cheeks
And after the wedding breakfast
She was presented with the presents
And he was given two weeks
The inventor of dental floss
Was honoured and hailed
When a piece of commemorative
Plaque was unveiled