THE PLURAL OF FOOT

 

So if it is correct that

The plural of foot is feet

Then why is the plural of boot,

Boots and not beet

IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 2

 

It is a sad fact of life that if

There is a worse time, when

Something can go wrong

Of course it will happen then

FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 2

Friend’s first, then soul mates

Then we spoke of wedlock

Now our souls are intertwined

Since we joined in holy deadlock

THE EXITED STATES OF AMERICA

 The exited states of America

Have an upcoming election

And a Trump victory will make

The United States of aggression

A CONFUSED SPERM ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS

 

A confused sperm asked for directions

Not really a masculine trait

But he asked and was told

Oh, I wouldn’t start from here mate

THAT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THAT IS # 2

 

That's political correctness that is

When my little neighbour Allen

A short ass with a chip on his shoulder

Is actually vertically challenged

MY WIFE DROVE HER FIRST HUSBAND

My wife drove her first husband

To shoot himself in despair

But she only drove her second

To the bottom of a bottle to be fair