Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he says “you are the sun and the moon”
Simply don’t be taken
in by it
And just say “I may
love to shop
But I'm not buying
your bullshit”
Sunday, 29 January 2023
PUT DOWN # 59
BIMBETTE SAYS SHE CAN COUNT TO SEVENTY
Bimbette says she can count to seventy
But I think that’s
very doubtful
Because in my
experience she always
Finds sixty-nine a bit
of a mouthful
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 2
My son jokes about my age
He is always making
light
He says when I was a
boy
Rainbows were black and white
THE SEX WAS SO GOOD LAST NIGHT
The sex was so good last night
With my girlfriend
Bimbette
That after it was over
even
The neighbours had a
cigarette.
Saturday, 28 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 358
Hey diddle diddle
Someone’s on the
fiddle
It will probably be
Another celebrity
Not paying their tax
ARE YOU WEARING A PETTICOAT?
Are you wearing a petticoat?
Are they were still in
vogue?
That’s delightful apparel
For a lascivious old rogue
THE PLURAL OF MOUSE
So, if it is correct that
The plural of mouse is
mice
Then why is the plural
of house
Houses and not hice
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