Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he falters and flirts with you
He is only flattering
to deceive
So, ignore him, but if
he persists ask
“If I throw a stick,
will you leave?”
Bimbette is not the brightest
And living with her is
very hard
In fact, she’s the
reason
The gene pool needs a
lifeguard
Some people are up beat
And see life as a positive
But I was born to be a
pessimist
Even my blood type is
B Negative
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very
droll
He says that my first
passport
Was written on a scroll
Did you ever see a lassie?
A lassie, a lassie?
I’m not sure terms of
endearment
Of that kind are
strictly PC
Are you wearing an underslip?
Are you really by
thunder
Would you like to slip
out of it
Or should I just slip under
If a pair is a twosome
And a trio is a threesome
A quartet, a foursome
Then a solo is a lonesome
