SOME PEOPLE ARE UP BEAT

 

Some people are up beat

And see life as a positive

But I was born to be a pessimist

Even my blood type is B Negative

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 1

 

My son jokes about my age

His humour is very droll

He says that my first passport

Was written on a scroll

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 357

 

Did you ever see a lassie?

A lassie, a lassie?

I’m not sure terms of endearment

Of that kind are strictly PC

ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSLIP?

 

Are you wearing an underslip?

Are you really by thunder

Would you like to slip out of it

Or should I just slip under

IF A PAIR IS A TWOSOME # 2

 

If a pair is a twosome

And a trio is a threesome

A quartet, a foursome

Then a solo is a lonesome

A VERTICALLY CHALLENGED MAN

A vertically challenged man

Went to see his GP

Without an appointment

And he was told at reception

That the doctor would see him

But he’d have to be a little patient

MY WIFE WAS IN THE BATHROOM

 

My wife was in the bathroom

When I suddenly heard her shout

She had rubbed on hand cream

And couldn’t turn the knob to get out