A PAIR OF MONKEYS

 

As two monkeys were getting into the bath

The first monkey had prepared for them

And the second one said: “Oo, oo, aah, ahh”

The first retorted “Put some cold in then”

MY WIFE WAS IN THE BATHROOM

 

My wife was in the bathroom

When I suddenly heard her shout

She had rubbed on hand cream

And couldn’t turn the knob to get out