72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 24 January 2023

I have a phobia about flying

And I won’t fly Virgin, no way

After all why use an airline

That doesn’t go all the way?

You should never get back

Together with an old flame

It’s like having a garage sale

And buying your stuff back again

New evidence indicates that women

Who carry a little extra weight

Will live considerably longer

Than the men who mention it mate

If I had a pound for each and every girl

That said that they found me unattractive,

It would increase my worth eventually

And then they would find me attractive

I always thought that alcohol

Made me funnier, smarter, oh

And a much better dancer

But then I saw myself on video

If I’m smiling, I'm thinking

Of doing something naughty

If you see me laughing, its

Because I've done it already

Bobby Shafto's gone to sea

Sailing away consumed with glee

To escape the Child Support Agency