A ROYAL WARRANT

 

In order for a Baker to get

A Royal warrant, it is said

They need to be like many

Royals and be inter-bred

THE BORDER AGENCY ARE STRUGGLING

 

The border agency are struggling

To prevent mosquitos from getting in

They’re very cunning creatures

Who all claim to be Asylum Zika’s

OUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ORGANIC DAIRY FARMERS

Our neighbours are organic dairy farmers

With special diets and all that ilk

N’owt good ever came of pampering cows

And all you’ll ever get is spoilt milk

NOBEL PRIZE’S

They give Nobel Prize’s for anything now

And the latest recipient has been revealed

The winner is a scarecrow of all things

Mind you he is outstanding in his field 

IT RAINS IN ENGLAND

England has a reputation for being wet

And it’s a well-deserved one I fear

And the simple reason for that is that

The Queen has reigned so many years 

IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD

In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes

Never listen to football on the radio

There is nothing they dislike greater

Than the sound of a Common-tater

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 350

 

On top of Old Smoky,

All covered with snow

The great sleeping giant

Was ready to blow